Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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