Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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