she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
