It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Randomize
