i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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