we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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