I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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