at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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