Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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