that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just found puke in my bra..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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