Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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