You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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