I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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