So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it glows. i had to have it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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