we're blogging at a bar
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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