How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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