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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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