the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
