I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
