I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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