How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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