does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
