My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
