i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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