She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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