can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
