I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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