im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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