Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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