How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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