absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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