Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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