I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How does it feel to date your dad?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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