I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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