I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize
