Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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