if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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