I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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