Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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