CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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