i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
