Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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