You can't motorboat a personality
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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