Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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