Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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