So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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