Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Semen is not good for contacts.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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