oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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