I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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