yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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